Hello everyone! Did you miss me? Probably not. Let’s face it, only about 3.6 people read this blog and I’m fairly confident that, apart from the occasional rando from Europe, about 95% of visitors share my surname.For those of you that are not my stalkerish parents, I’ll let you in on what’s been going on…
It’s an unwritten rule that you’re not supposed to say shit like, “Well what the fuck else could go wrong?” when you’re having a day that stinks like a rotten armpit. You might think it, but you’ll never ever actually say it because the subsequent shit storm that will rain down on you will turn…
Most people look at me with shock, horror and sometimes, (very rarely) awe, when I tell them that last year I worked full time and did two full time uni degrees with a child. Whether they can’t fathom doing it themselves or I truly am mad I don’t know. I tried to explain it to…
It’s 2am. The lights are off and the halls are dark. The only sound is the ambulance band on the radio. Little squawks, followed by call signs: “Bravo one two zero: Code one on Sheridan street.” The ward is empty tonight, save for the alleged ghost roaming the halls near theatre. l haven’t met her…
This week I have: A two-day quality and safety compliance audit at work that I am wholly and solely responsible for making sure we pass and will be the end of us if we don’t. 4 (yes, FOUR) university assignments due between tonight and Friday, totalling 7500 words. I’ve been super stressed about this and…
I have conquered the semester of doom! Final results aren’t in yet though, however in typical style they probably won’t be in for at least two months after they are supposed to, and then they’ll change their minds and remark it anyway. This semester is widely known as the make or break you semester in…
Hi fellows! Terribly sorry. I’ve gone to work for my husband’s family full time for the moment and my hands are so full they’re cramping up. I’m getting incredible amounts of experience in writing professional documents and editing however, in other words, I’m trying to see that as a positive. I may not have time…
True Writes 