Birthday Fight Nights

Yesterday was my birthday. I am now officially closer to 40 than I am to 30. I find this somewhat depressing, especially considering I have achieved exactly ZERO of my goals in life.  Unless you consider being a World Champion procrastinator and injury procurer, in which case, I am living the damn high life. I…

I Can Do Arts!

I’m on holidays! I was one of those assholes that realised early on that the lateness of Easter combined with ANZAC Day meant I only had to take 3 days off work in order to get 10 days off. I ran out of the office Thursday afternoon without a backwards glance and gleefully ran home…

Goodbye 2018

Hello peeps, It’s a new year! The festering turd that was 2018 has left the building to pave way for beautiful new opportunities. Where have I been hiding I hear you (nobody) ask? Under a rock of some pretty mad depression, writer’s block and general apathy & laziness. “What? That’s crazy! You’re so together!” The…