Birthday Fight Nights

Yesterday was my birthday. I am now officially closer to 40 than I am to 30. I find this somewhat depressing, especially considering I have achieved exactly ZERO of my goals in life.  Unless you consider being a World Champion procrastinator and injury procurer, in which case, I am living the damn high life. I…

Ancient Wisdom -I don’t have it

Last Friday, l turned 30. When I woke up I was not magically transformed into a monstrously capable person fully in charge of life with a brain full of knowledge of incalculable value. I will admit- I was disappointed. Instead, I woke up grumpy after being kicked in the ribs all night by a child…

I’m a Meme! (And the Best Wife Ever)

Today is my husband’s 30th birthday. He is an incredibly difficult man to do anything nice for. He hates sentimentality and he only likes limited things that you can’t generally just go out and buy. He has a tendency to just treat himself to whatever he fancies that is within the realms of affordability, so…